just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
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she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
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A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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