had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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