Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
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I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
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Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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