(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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