shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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