i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
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Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
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I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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