I think scott just propositioned me for sex
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Randomize
