What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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