you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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