I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
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An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
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I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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