Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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