Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Randomize
