I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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