we're blogging at a bar
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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