Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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