i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
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do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
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What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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