everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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