Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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