I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
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I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
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Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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