I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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