If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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