Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
You made out with two different species that night
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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