When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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