I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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