I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
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I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
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I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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