You're completely useless in the revolution.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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