She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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