community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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