I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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