Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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