Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
