Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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