did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
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no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
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I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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