She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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