Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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