apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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