oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
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I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
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Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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