i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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