I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
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I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
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I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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