Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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