Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Green mimosas i think yes
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I want a musical about memes.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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