Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
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I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
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Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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