How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
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He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
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Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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