sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
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So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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