Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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