What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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