In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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