i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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