I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Randomize
