we're blogging at a bar
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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