Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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