i'm signing you up for texting rehab
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
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im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
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Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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