Can Purell be used as lube?
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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