Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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