Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
He did a backflip because drugs
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