He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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