i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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